funy indian shop names and roadsigns

heres a few signs we have found along our way

shops

• kims bag world
• pen discount shop
• macro man underwear
• mummy daddy bakery (cute, eh?)
• EVM spices and automobiles
• Brothers electricians - "we specialise in electric chokes and torches"
• Cochin hospital for piles (ouch)

road signs

• lane driving is sane driving (!?)
• dial before you dig
• road signs, respect them
• no hurry, no worry
• black smoke, makes you choke (!)