movie review, or is that revue?

I thought it would be a great idea going to the piccies - if only I knew....

The film was called 'funny girl' I thought this might be a comedy - oh no - in fact it was an early 80's American porn movie with all the porn cut out. Again I was the only girl in the whole cinema, ( but we did sit in 1st class - like that made a difference)!!

After about 40 mins, and not really following the plot - the editing was that good, oh - apart from it was about hot tubs and plumbers in tight t-shirts. We had a break - everyone out of the cinema. The cinema had a outdoor courtyard but all we all locked inside just like a prison, infact all the single Indian men walked clockwise around the courtyard until the bell rang for us to go back into the movie house.

The next bit had random scenes of naked women running out of changing rooms but darkened so you couldn't see to much flesh. Then 5 mins later the movie finished, another bell rang and we were let out of the locked courtyard gates. Me followed by Jim, who was laughing very loudly.

Movies will never be the same again..........

Fi