good and bad menus

typos of food items seen at various restaurants, fi and i have a competition to find the best dish name, then it takes us another 30 mins to order!

cheese butter nun, scrumbled eggs, breaded beans on toast, mashroom, mixed veg. tribal rice, green piece (peas) curry, hars (hash) brown patato, veg. nudles (noodles), chucken shaag walla (? didnt ask about this one just incase),

and my favourite: cabination of cattage chese in exotick indian grevy (well, they got the indian bit correct)

any tried 'maxicon' food and 'chainese' food?

other names that make you wonder what the hell you are ordering:

rava idli, dhahi wada, ghee dosai, sweet lassi, girmit, panjabi thali and sabji..

bon apetity